Posted: Jul-08-05 at 9:05pm | IP Logged

It's been a while since our last update it seems. I guess I'll update this page, but Ghostbusters II is on and I'd much rather watch that then pretend like I give a sh*t about the retarded ass propoganda war that our fellow Zek guilds seem to have going on lately. However, people won't leave me the hell alone until I /update so I guess for my sanity's sake I'll go ahead and do that so people get off my back. Lemme go grab my e-penis pump so I can make updates as funny and cool as Pandemonium, Ancient Dawn and Hate.

So anyways, as evidenced by our previous update we're CoA enabled--and now with a good chunk of the guild flagged and ready to roll, we've started going headfirst into the mobs there. Done a lot of augment farming and tried some of the named mobs in Anguish. God it's funny when people die to mobs. Take this paladin for example:

Akronus says that he lagged out, but dying to Ture four times is just too funny to pass up. Plus, he was the only one who died so that makes it even more funny. Speaking of Ture, we like, killed him...and stuff. He died and gave us stuff. It was kinda like when the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man blew up and dropped all that marshmallow goo on that douchebag from Ghostbusters I. 

Congrats Rystar on:

and congrats Kreme on:

Yay for killing things. Also been farming sh*t from MPG trials and RS royals and whatever else we felt like doing.

In between killing stuff, we're kinda funny sometimes--not often, but sometimes. Here's some random funny sh*t for you to have a taste of Defiant. If you want the whole pie, you'll just have to join--unless you're an idiot. Then please go join one of our enemy guilds.

Oh and since our last update, our alliance with Pandemonium has ended. I was sad at first after the break-up, depressed even. I hit the bottle pretty hard, mostly because we need alcohol tolerance for Anguish, but deep in my heart it was in sadness. But luckily we rebounded quickly and found a new love in our life that took our breath away.

/swoon

Her name is Oreo and she is the love of our lives. She makes us so happy because she only chews sh*t instead of spewing sh*t like our former girlfriend. As perfect as she is, I will confess that she is inferior to PDM in one aspect--Oreo's bullsh*t will never stink nearly as much as what you'll find at www.pandemonium.cc.

And now, a moment of Zen:

That's about all from this side of the track. Vigo the Carpathian is about to eat Dana Barrett's kid so I'm gonna get into my Ghostbuster whitey tighties and cheer my boys on. So, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.

/e-penis off