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Posted: Aug-30-05 at 5:59pm | IP Logged Quote zawltar

 Laughing 2Contrary to what this post may make you believe, I have absolutely nothing bad to say about any class in particular.  These just made me giggle...

 

     It's not a successful raid unless a ranger dies 
    Thank god we always have successful raids...

 

Q: What do you call a Warrior with no arms and no legs?
A: I don't know, but it's better than a Ranger.

Q: How do you know when a ranger has been tanking?
A: You're on CR.

A Random Guildie says, "What does this MOB drop?"
You say, "RANGERS!"

Monk (pulling): "Incoming, NPC times three!!"
Raid Leader: "Off yer butz! Meleers to the front, casters step back....rangers....try to look as if you are contributing."









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Posted: Sep-01-05 at 3:08pm | IP Logged Quote Dreadhawk

HAHAHA!, that and even SoE knows rangers suck!

 

A Jaster of Bristlebane says, 'What did one ranger say to the other ranger at the local pub? Bind here often?'

 

bwahaha



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Posted: Sep-01-05 at 6:48pm | IP Logged Quote spymonk

rofl that is great. 

Now we need one for rogues! or maybe not they have it so bad prob not good to bust on em.  We wont have anymore on raids they will all be sitting in small room in pok talking to each other and weeping.

rogues soandso says "i tried to bs him but missed and when it did land it was for 150 and it was regen'd before bs popped back up, i feel so weak and useless.  is there a confidence spell or food I can be given to help me be around real classes"

another rogue cries out "we just want to be usefull please please please oh please someone has to care about us"

 
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Posted: Sep-01-05 at 6:56pm | IP Logged Quote Dreadhawk

Rogue1 says, 'Every time i duelist disc on a warrior, they just switch to their 2 hander and use riposte disc, and before I know it, i'm in shadowrest' /cry

Rogue2 says, 'Don't worry, its better than what happens to me, If i see a wizzy, i'm half dead by the time I get to them! no need to mention what happens after!'

 

Oh, and Zawltar, I have your answer to the first question 'What do you call a warrior with no arms and legs?'

The black knight after his battle with King Arthur!



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Posted: Sep-02-05 at 2:33pm | IP Logged Quote zawltar
 BounceHA! 







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Posted: Sep-13-05 at 6:23am | IP Logged Quote rayvenn
I may not play EQ anymore, but my legacy will live on through spymonks rogue complex.
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Posted: Sep-13-05 at 2:18pm | IP Logged Quote Pleblinius
I thought your legacy was to run around in circles by the stones and to blatantly ignore your guildmates when they asked you questions?
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Posted: Sep-14-05 at 1:47am | IP Logged Quote rayvenn

I wasn't ignoring people. I was busy excuting my master plan of creating an F5 tornado that would swoop up and drop certain people into the bermuda triangle.

Unfortunately they had macroquest and warped back.
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Posted: Sep-14-05 at 2:42am | IP Logged Quote Ariesram
Quote: rayvenn

unfortunately they had macroquest and warped back.

Buwhahahahaha... Needed to catch em on a patch day.

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Posted: Sep-22-05 at 10:51am | IP Logged Quote Pleblinius

MQ2 for teh win!

Yup I used it, yup it was great.  I can name a few others who did as well!
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Posted: Sep-22-05 at 9:14pm | IP Logged Quote Xersius_Zek
MQ is for losers, i can beat anybody w/ MQ2 so long as they dont warp away from meh

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Posted: Sep-27-05 at 10:33am | IP Logged Quote Serratededge
lol xersius just drop a totem and ghost wolf back to them :p
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Posted: Sep-28-05 at 1:48am | IP Logged Quote divanna
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I thought your legacy was to run around in circles by the stones and to blatantly ignore your guildmates when they asked you questions?


LOLS those were the days


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Posted: Sep-28-05 at 3:50pm | IP Logged Quote Tweene

Rogue says : hail, Spymonk's Corpse.

Rogue says: Hail, Dreadhawk's Corpse.

No more Rogue bashing or these statements will become true!



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